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Personal information
I am:
Elwood Sterne-Kallikak, male, not sure
From:
Yerba Buena, California, United States
Seeking:
Nobody
Languages:
English
Education:
High school
Occupation:
Cheese Straightener
Income:
Low
Relationship:
Open
Kids:
Yes, we do not live together
Religion:
Confucian
Smoking:
Regularly
Drinking:
Several times a week
Star sign:
Scorpio
What I look like
Ethnicity:
White
Body type:
Average
Hair length:
Very long
Hair color:
Other
Eye color:
Blue
Height:
5 ft 5 in (165 cm)
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About me

H.L. Mencken on Democracy:

"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner".

"For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong"

"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.."

"As democracy is perfected, the office of the president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron".

"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard".

Brace yourselves to get it good and hard, people.
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Josearrias
Josearrias 4 days ago
thanks for your invitation
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redclay56
redclay56 Host 11 days ago
to gentle_love : Grazie mille, capitano ovvio... evidentemente sto perdendo il mio tocco di sarcasmo autoironico.
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gentle_love
gentle_love 11 days ago
to redclay56 : Fake news, eh. Hmm. Columbus is considered persona non grata nowadays by woke folk, Rod. Celebrating Columbus Day is considered a no-no by them, as they believe that he ushered in the the age of vi*lent ab*se of indigenous peoples, the launch of the transatlantic sl*ve trade, and the introduction of a swath of lethal diseases to an unprepared continent. The holiday is seen as a celebration of colonialism, and is offensive to the continent's indigenous people. Some claim Columbus was a  brut*l viceroy and governor of the territories under his contr*l. Other than that, those folks think he was swell, that he was a delightful goomba. Capisce?
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redclay56
redclay56 Host 11 days ago
to gentle_love : Well, that's not what it says in my "Great Explorations" coloring book. Sounds like more Extreme Leftist propo...porpa...fake news!
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gentle_love
gentle_love 11 days ago
to redclay56 : Rod, the Vikings preceded Columbus by a lot more than a few years. Scientists say that an ancient solar storm which took place in 992 A.D. and some wooden remains from an old Nordic village prove that Christopher Columbus was not the first non-Indigenous person in North America. These new findings show that Vikings landed on the continent about 1,000 years ago, i.e., more than 450 years before Columbus did in 1492, which is the year when Columbus sailed the ocean blue. The Puritans arrived in Plymouth, Massachusetts in 1620.
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redclay56
redclay56 Host 14 days ago
to gentle_love : The Vikings preceded them by a few years I think, and if you believe the migratory scuttlebutt, the Redskins came over from Tibet or someplace way back when, before they became Chiefs. Before that, it was just Eagles. And Bears, Lions, Cardinals, & 49ers.
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gentle_love
gentle_love 14 days ago
I missed you by one minute, Rod; I guess you just got back from mass. No problemo, I didn't have anything to say. By the way, weren't the first undocumented immigrants the Pilgrims ? A rhetorical question.
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Fake_tits_in_love
Fake_tits_in_love 14 days ago
I want to feel you on my cock, moaning for cum 😉
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redclay56
redclay56 Host 15 days ago
to lopakastone : Thanks!
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lopakastone 15 days ago
of course i'll be your friend. i love your collection of sexy videos
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sunderhill 15 days ago
mmm lovely sexy favs ty
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gentle_love
gentle_love 16 days ago
to redclay56 : Rod, coincidentally, it has come to my attention that a certain lactose intolerant user who's on my friends list, (the individual in question shall remain nameless,) resolved that seemingly intractable difficulty. How? You may ask. Well, this adroit misanthrope keeps a billy-goat in his backyard. For the sake of brevity and propriety, I shall refrain from elucidating.
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redclay56
redclay56 Host 16 days ago
to gentle_love : Tell that to the lactose intolerant! Fortunately, I am down with the lactose...
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Fluffydice66 16 days ago
Hot twink collection mmmmmm
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Fluffydice66 16 days ago
Thanks for your invite......
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Alisonkae 17 days ago
💙❤️🔥🔥👍👍
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gentle_love
gentle_love 17 days ago
to redclay56 : Coffee needs cream, Rod; the two go hand in hand.
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redclay56
redclay56 Host 18 days ago
to secretbottom713 : Coffee helps too...
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secretbottom713 18 days ago
to redclay56 : I love waking up to cock.  Starts my day off right
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redclay56
redclay56 Host 18 days ago
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secretbottom713 18 days ago
Glad to add you.  Hot page.  So many sweet cocks to enjoy!!
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Gatewatchpartner
Gatewatchpartner 19 days ago
Hey, thank you for adding me. I live your collection, especially the crossdresser section
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Bogtrot 20 days ago
Thanks for the invite pleased to accept great content 
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siegfriedm607 21 days ago
sweet...
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itsme2853 24 days ago
yep, that's it.
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redclay56
redclay56 Host 24 days ago
to itsme2853 : My glistening bronzed physique, probably.
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itsme2853 24 days ago
right, you live in the more northern part of the great state, so the Giants would logically be your team. I keep placing you in southern Cal in my mind for some reason. 
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redclay56
redclay56 Host 24 days ago
to itsme2853 : To quote the great Osgood Fielding III: nobody's perfect. Paradoxically, I was rooting for the Dodgers in the '24 series. My Yankee hate goes far deeper than my Dodgers hate.
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itsme2853 24 days ago
To be fair then, the dodgers are my second fav, followed close by the cubs, then anyone but the yankees.
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redclay56
redclay56 Host 24 days ago
to itsme2853 : Love the Jays. Didn't like em so much back in the early 90s when they were breaking hearts in Oakland.
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